Love Commands FOR MARITAL COMMUNICATION
DESCRIPTION LOVE COMMANDS FOR MARITAL COMMUNICATION By A. Alfred Horsford A husband was reading the newspaper and told his wife, "This article says that a woman speaks 30,000 words per day, while a man only speaks 15,000 words." The wife replied, "The reason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice." The husband looked up from reading the newspaper and asked, "What?" Communication Problem: A woman went to a lawyer and said she wanted a divorce. The lawyer got out his notepad, and proceeded to ask her some questions. “Do you have any grounds?” he inquired. “Oh, yes,” she replied. “About three-quarters of an acre.” The lawyer paused for a moment, then queried, “Do you have a grudge?” “No,” the woman answered quickly. “But we do have a lovely carport.” Again the lawyer paused and then asked, “Does he beat you up?” “No. I get up before he does every morning,” the woman reported. Finally the lawyer blurted, “Lady, why do you want to divorce you...